Would You Rather

[Paper Hearts]

myself.

would you rather find you really are someone of the opposite sex, or find yourself but discover you are an asshole?

[Brenda Starrr]

The former. I would never want to be an asshole.

Would you rather have Jell-O with whipped cream or a Reese's Pieces Sundae?

[Paper Hearts]

the sundae.

would you rather we still had River Phoenix or that we never had Will Smith?

[phee]

Reaces... yum...

Would u rather have death by being buried alive in dung beatles or have yourself covered with armadillo droppings until you sufficate?

[Brenda Starrr]

PH: River Phoenix

Phee: Ew.

Would you rather ride an elephant or be licked by a giraffe?

[phee]

Ride an elephant...

Would you rather put your head in a bucket of live pirana, or rub slugs in your eyes?

[Brenda Starrr]

Depends on how long I have to do this.

Would you rather ask realistic questions or continue to try to make me vomit?

[phee]

Make you vomit...

Would you rather me have the power to make you vomit or make wayne not be able to use his thumbs for 13 days?

[Brenda Starrr]

Wayne can lose the use of his thumbs for longer. I don't like to vomit.

Would you rather watch something funny or something gory?

[phee]

....gee let me think...

would you rather live in a post apocolyptic zombie world, or have Bush as president for life?

[Paper Hearts]

depends on my mood. Right now, Gore is funny.

would you rather dry heave or throw up spaghetti?

[Brenda Starrr]

The first one, for sure.

Would you rather lose your genitals for a week or grow 3 more penises and 8 more balls?

[phee]

Loose for week...

Would you rather set yourself on fire or set your self aflame?

[Brenda Starrr]

Aflame.

You'd you rather have a permanent reverse-mohawk (side-to-side) or excessive pubic hair that cannot be removed in any way?

[Paper Hearts]

fuck you.

would you rather admit Brenda just won this game or accuse her of cheating?

[phee]

... I don't understand...

Would you rather a blonde or a brunette?

[bean]

Brunette.

Would you rather have all of your skin peeled off with a potato peeler or have all of your fingers and toes cut off with a rusty butcher knife?

[phee]

Great question... Rusty butter knife please..

Would you rather be skipping carefree through the feilds and come across a feild of land mines, or those things from the movie "Screamers"?

[bean]

Land Mines.

Would you rather saw your own foot off or pick your brains out of your nose with a crochet hook?

[paradox]

brains out the nose. if it was good enough for the pharohs...

rather walk or drive?

[phee]

Brilliant!!!

Brains... more lethal

Would you rather put you genitals in a wasp nest for an hour or have fish hooks tear off your toe nails?

[paradox]

genitals in a wasp nest. i work with em all the time, they usually arent aggressive.

would you rather watch spitneys TV show or pam andersons?

[JaneDead]

wow i didn't know they both had one... i guess brittney...

would you rather have a penis or a vagina

[paradox]

depends on the connotation of 'have' im all up for a nice V about now, anyone willing to donate?

rather have sex with me or president bush?

[bean]

You.

Would you rather pull out your own eyeball and eat it or sit in a vat of acid for 5 seconds?