Christians Warn Against "Demonic" Halloween Candy

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Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Against 'Demonic' Halloween Candy

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Huffington Post | Alex Leo & Katla McGlynn

First Posted: 10-29-09 02:34 PM | Updated: 10-30-09 07:37 AM

UPDATE: CBN has removed the blog. The original text is available here.

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Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network posted a blog by Kimberly Daniels recently that warns Christians to forgo celebrating Halloween because of its evilness. Daniels specifically calls out candy as a source of soul-molestation:

"During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

Obviously, we shouldn't be buying Halloween candy, but what about getting it by trick-or-treating?

"Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

Darn.

We wholeheartedly agree with Daniels and have put together a handy guide of outrageously demonic candy to stay away from this (and every) season.

Have your own suggestion for an evil candy! Just click the "PARTICIPATE" button and upload a picture, with the name of your candy and the reason it's evil.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/29/christian-broadcasting-ne_n_338738.html

Ran across this article earlier. I didn't know that Halloween candy was evil. Now I'm scared that the demons might already be eating my soul after that candy corn I ate earlier.

[jynxxxedangel]

The Robertsons are LOONS, anyway. I used to hate it when I had television, and I would fall asleep with it on-- only to wake up to those kooks on the 700 Club. Most of the stuff they talk about is so ignorant, and so completely preposterous! I think they were abducted by aliens back in the 16th century, and have just recently been returned to earth.

Perhaps people should be sending them tinfoil hats, instead of "love gifts."

[Slogo]

I wish I knew Pat Robertson. He'd be my comic relief. Demonic Halloween candy? But what if you can get a priest to bless it. And you go as Jesus (or as his ilk refer to him as Jayssus)

[creatureofthenyte]

I'd love to eat some satanic m & m's right in front of Pat Robertson! mmm mmm mmm!

[Homicidalheathen]

LOL this witch is gonna go pray over a bowl of candy to pass out....funny I never thought about hexing the goodies before, thanks christians!

thanks for posting this its GOOD COMIC RELieF!

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Pat oughtta track down the first evil bastard who combined chocolate and mint. now there's someone I'd like to see burn in hell.

[Tacohitts]

What morons,but I bet they worship Wal-mart

[Der Nister]

The jig is up! They found out the secret to becoming a satanist is candy.

On a more serious note - it seems that every few years (or maybe every year) the crispies find a new "item" to blame so they can rant about 'falling from god's ways'.

When will they shut up!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[TheOsakaKoneko]

"For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

We should be so lucky!

From the full text:

The word "occult" means "secret." The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

Sex with demons

Orgies between animals and humans

Animal and human sacrifices

Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood

Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies

Revel nights

Conjuring of demons and casting of spells

Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant.

Where does this lady go to party???

I love Halloween...very rarely do we get to read articles this insightful throughout the rest of the year!!

[AstralCrux]

Man, I miss trick or treating...

I think we need to get together and start a group that supports trick or treating until midnight. It's shameful what they do to kids' holidays.

How is a witch blessing my candy a bad thing?

[IsleofRhodesEnt]

I TOLD PPL FOREVER THAT CANDY CORN IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL...AND NOW THERE IS "PROOF"!!!....

LMFAO

[Homicidalheathen]

Funny thing is...if he knew ANYTHING about pagans...he would know, getting us that organzied in a factory to 'prey' (its called a spell or hex) is damn near impossible.

pagan standard time anyone?

[Destroit]

FUCK. I just ate Halloween Skittles BEFORE reading this article...

I can has a NICE house in hell at least? With a hammock? Just don't move me next to that Saddam asshole, I watch South Park, I know what that douche treats his neighbors like.