Just a funny little story to share....

[Homicidalheathen]

We moved in here about 8 yrs ago. Had some problems with the neighbors nothing major...typical stuff. Kinda made freinds with the ones on the left of me. Their kid played with my kids for awhile. Well this one time I had told my kids if there ball went in my flowers again (it was breaking the heads off) I was going to attack. (Just a dollar store ball).

So I am doing dishes and see this ball go flying into my hard earned ready to be harvested heads again and just sorta freaked (I was under allot of preasure at the time, ok?)

I sprint out into the yard and go ah ha! and attack the ball with a pair of scissors stabbing it repeatedly while laughing whahahahahhhaaaaa! My kids are just standing their laughing thinking 'oh it's ozzy mom again'. Little did I know the neighbor kid had thrown it and had no idea about the warning.

She kinda freaked out and ran away. It was ok with us she was a pest anyway and they were tired of playing with her....(she is a peeping tomasina).

So these neighbors are like these uptight preppy catholics. Go to church every sunday payed for their kids to go to some fancy shamancy school so they woulnd't get 'evil' influences.

They give me strange looks when I have my parties....accidently walk outside naked (oops, my bad) dance around in a robe with my knife held to the sky chanting.....you get the picture. Oh and my music and all the people. Sometimes they look kinda dark and mysterious.

So there is this tree right next to the fence and it hangs over into my drive way. Well I have been using it as a clothes line and most of the time it ends up being my s/m b/d or halloween outfits.....whatever gets washed in the sink with woolite dark, ya know?

I came home the other day and all of the branches that hang over my driveway were cut off. He cut them off at the base, on his side....but still they were only the ones that hang over on my side that are big enough to hang stuff on.

Is that funny or what? I think my 'satanic' lingerie' freaked him out. His wife doesn't seem to mind so much.

I loved that tree too...oh he will regret it. He'll be able to see more of what goes on now, he won't like that.....I do my yoga out there now and have native american drums or techno playing lol.

[ManicQueen]

LMAO - stupid uptight neighbors!

[Msterbeau]

You post such amusing stuff... :grin

I'm going to live life vicariously through HH from now on...

[Dollardave]

Be nice to balls they have a hard life. What kind of flowers u growing that need to be harvested u growing weed in your backyard again Rochelle?

We moved in here about 8 yrs ago.  Had some problems with the neighbors nothing major...typical stuff.  Kinda made freinds with the ones on the left of me.  Their kid played with my kids for awhile.  Well this one time I had told my kids if there ball went in my flowers again (it was breaking the heads off) I was going to attack.  (Just a dollar store ball).

So I am doing dishes and see this ball go flying into my hard earned ready to be harvested heads again and just sorta freaked (I was under allot of preasure at the time, ok?)

I sprint out into the yard and go ah ha! and attack the ball with a pair of scissors stabbing it repeatedly while laughing whahahahahhhaaaaa!  My kids are just standing their laughing thinking 'oh it's ozzy mom again'.  Little did I know the neighbor kid had thrown it and had no idea about the warning.

She kinda freaked out and ran away.  It was ok with us she was a pest anyway and they were tired of playing with her....(she is a peeping tomasina).

So these neighbors are like these uptight preppy catholics.  Go to church every sunday payed for their kids to go to some fancy shamancy school so they woulnd't get 'evil' influences.

They give me strange looks when I have my parties....accidently walk outside naked (oops, my bad) dance around in a robe with my knife held to the sky chanting.....you get the picture.  Oh and my music and all the people.  Sometimes they look kinda dark and mysterious.

So there is this tree right next to the fence and it hangs over into my drive way.  Well I have been using it as a clothes line and most of the time it ends up being my s/m b/d or halloween outfits.....whatever gets washed in the sink with woolite dark, ya know?

I came home the other day and all of the branches that hang over my driveway were cut off.  He cut them off at the base, on his side....but still they were only the ones that hang over on my side that are big enough to hang stuff on.

Is that funny or what?  I think my 'satanic' lingerie' freaked him out.  His wife doesn't seem to mind so much.

I loved that tree too...oh he will regret it.  He'll be able to see more of what goes on now, he won't like that.....I do my yoga out there now and have native american drums  or techno playing lol.

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[DarkChylde]

Sounds like you a kewl mommy

:laughing

[LadyWindstone]

oh that's hilarious.

[Homicidalheathen]

Had to destroy those plants. Oh and I was just harvesting annual ornametal seeds and herb seeds because I don't like paying for them.

My moms poppies are out right now though hmmmm.....

Be nice to balls they have a hard life.  What kind of flowers u growing that need to be harvested u growing weed in your backyard again Rochelle?

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[Brenda Starrr]

HH....

I've stabbed a few toy balls in my time. This was funny!