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Has a black Porsche in her driveway.

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Lol;)

Has a big, black horse and a cherry tree in her kitchen;)

 

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Lives somewhere over the rainbow and sings karaoke with Gerald Gardner's grandson.  

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Has men falling at her feet. They just can't get enough.

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Secretly stashes baby bats in her bathroom vanity. 

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Steals baby bats through hidden door in back of vanity.

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Uses his motorcycle as the getaway vehicle to whisk away the stolen bats to his abode of animal santuary. 

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Is the inventor of lamppost porn.

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Likes to wear Storm Trooper armor while secretly wishing he was a Jedi

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Pretends E.T. is A.L.F. when making out with him.

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Had a long walk with his conscience on the dark side of the moon.

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Wonders why red shirts and storm troopers aren't friends.

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Has nightmares about eating pickles with a spoon.

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Drinks the red of apples to maintain the shine of her lovely locs 

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Has never met a pizza she didn't like.

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Wears green socks even when it's not St. Patrick's day. 

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Dances with the Joker in the pale moonlight

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Was originally named IHarleyQuntrix.

 

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Has a secret collection of troll dolls that he prays to every night.

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Has thought about dyeing their hair blue

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36 minutes ago, RosyBlue said:

Has a secret collection of troll dolls that he prays to every night.

Hey... I thought this was "make something up" not state random truths.   U forgot the part about the sacrifice.  (I only do serious magic, not the tree huggin BS lol)

 

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30 minutes ago, Illuminatrix said:

Has thought about dyeing their hair blue

OMG

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1 hour ago, Illuminatrix said:

Has thought about dyeing their hair blue

I actually have dyed my hair blue :biggrin:

 

57 minutes ago, Troy Spiral said:

Hey... I thought this was "make something up" not state random truths.   U forgot the part about the sacrifice.  (I only do serious magic, not the tree huggin BS lol)

 

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:rofl:Oh my goodness that's perfect!

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Is secretly a millionaire. 

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