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Helped Illuminatrix pickle Torn Asunder's scrotum.

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Is actually Snoop Dogg doing undercover research as a Canadian woman with the idea that DGN is a potent strain of weed and that the forum is a front for encrypted communications around manufacturing.

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Asked to buy the pickled scrotum to mix with his weed.

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Goes to family reunions to look for a date.

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Goes to family reunions to look for a date.

Has an overwhelming and disturbing affection for gerbils... and where the can run through.....

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Licked the gerbil clean after I was done with it.

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Is a fan of the mullet

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Sculpted his pubes into the shape of a sailboat.

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Raised chocolate bunnies on her farm.

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Ate the chocolate "eggs" laid by the bunnies.

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became a multimillionaire by mass marketing the chocolate eggs from the infected bunnies under the name Cadburry

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Recently went against all popular opinion and discovered it is better to bite the legs off the chocolate bunnies first, as opposed to the ears, in order to prevent escape.

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Is in trouble with the human society for chocolate bunny cruelty.

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President of the human society to prevent cruelty to chocolate bunnies

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Toured with Conway Twitty

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Was one of Conway Twitty's groupies.

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put secret messages in Disney movies

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put secret messages in Disney movies

Is one of the very few people twisted enough to get the secret messages. (you will obey also!!!)

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Is one of the very few people twisted enough to get the secret messages. (you will obey also!!!)

Has a controlling interest in the Girl Scout cookie buisness.

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Got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating too many Brownies ;)

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put weed in the brownies.

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Ran into a record store screaming about how his rubber pants will not contain all of his pee.

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Owns the fetish shop where TheGimp obtained said pants.

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Locked herself in the basement because her cat wouldn't go to the store to buy her tongue sandwiches.

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Owns a secret island full of water slides

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