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Used to play hockey on Navy aircraft carriers, and get really depressed when the puck fell into the ocean.

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Was the puck...

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Makes zombies cry.

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Was born in a cabbage patch...a few months after that wild party (a worgen and a fried chicken head were involved)

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Kicks chickens for fun.

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Kicks zombies for fun. ;)

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Noms brains for fun and profit.

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has no bainz left cause of nomage. ;)

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Is easily tamed by the Gloves of Zombie Pacification.

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Works for zombicon.

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Was born in a cabbage patch...a few months after that wild party (a worgen and a fried chicken head were involved)

That was absolutely beautiful!

Attends Zombicon religiously... :bow

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Lawlz.

Goes jellyfishing :D

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*ghasp! How did you know?

keeps a baby turantula in her mini fridge.

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keeps a giant tarantula in her glove compartment

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Dude! You're supposed to MAKE SOMETHING UP!

Once dated Julia Roberts.

  • 1 year later...
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Is an alien in disguise, plotting to enslave the human race.

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Does not speak English, but speaks Antarctican fluently.

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Has a pet penguin.

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Is running for president in 2012

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Pleasantly surprised me (and many) by becoming an active poster.

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Wants to build a space shuttle out of legos and try to fly to the moon, just because he's bored.

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Was a werewolf and then cured himself, but won't tell how.

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knows the secret handshake to get into area 51

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Has a giant reproduction of the last supper made out of human flesh in his living room.

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has beaten all 144 levels and the 5 additional levels of the Windows DOS version of Chip's Challenge.

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