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Can bounce rays off of his shiney head, & blind peoples...that, is goth.

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Was blinded by Marc's shiny head.

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Is a High Priestess in the Foamy the Squirrel's Card Cult.

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Worships the Lord and Master, Foamy.

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Gets a good buzz from bagels and cream cheese.

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Drives me to the bagel shop at 4 am. so I can get my bagels and cream cheese.

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Taunts the police with bagels that are actually portals to the planet Neptune.

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Doesn't give me 5 more minutes to get a bit of sleep before going to the bagel shop.

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Used a Neptune bagel to bust me out of jail.

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Flashed me from atop a police car.

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Was joyriding in the police car using a remote from the backseat.

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Is downloading an app for his iPhone so he can do the same.

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Downloaded all the iPhone fart apps to see which was most authentic.

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Recorded his fart sounds for the iPhone app.

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Records mice and hamsters having inter species orgies.

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does the sound effects for the hamster and mice sex party.

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Bought the entire DVD collection of hamster and mice orgies.

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Has mirrored sunglasses with the mirrors on the inside.

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Avoids wearing underwear so StormKnight can put his shoe mirrors to good use.

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Recently crossdressed and won a toughman contest, just to prove she could.

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Was the prize in the toughman contest.

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Rigged the tough man contest because she wanted to see the men lose to a size 3!

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Isn't really a size 3 (she isn't that big)

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