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Eats blue raspberry sherbet so she can pee green in the snow.

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Is a straight laced guy...

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Uses shoe laces to tie up small critters in mock BDSM scenarios...

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Eats blue raspberry sherbet so she can pee green in the snow.

LOL Good one!

Bottled my green pee and sold it as an energy drink.

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Markets bodily wastes to aliens from the planet Saffron.

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Is an alien from the planet Saffron.

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Likes gummy worms covered in sprinkles. :)

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...likes sprinkles, with sprinkles on them...

(That's oK...I did not get it either.)

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Covets my harem.

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Gives new meaning to telescopic lens!

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Has a thing for guitar picks.

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Once tracked down and killed a rhino with a trapper keeper and a can of silly string.

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Has a ninja assassin hamster for a pet.

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Tried out for Drummer in Lenny Kravitz's band.

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tried out to be the little drummer boy.

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didn't realize I'm too tall to try out for little drummer boy.

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is taller than big bird himself.

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could kick Oscar the grouch's ass in a streetfight.

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never met Marilyn Manson

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is currently listening to The Statler Brothers, remembering the good ole' days.

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is boogeying on down to the Bee Gees, just because she can.

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finds my commentary entertaining for some reason.

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