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likes to sit on a rock and stare at the stars.

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likes to drink like a fish, get thrown out of bars.

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has never been to a lawn mower convention.

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never found the needle in the haystack

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has never sailed on the Nile river.

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has never been to Salem's Lot.

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was once a cat but someone buried him at the Pet Cemetery, hence the use of the word "creature" in his name :wink .

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has never played Mike Tyson's Punch Out for Nintendo.

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ties a string around his finger because Sesame Street said to do so.

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wants to go to the moon, in a spaceship shaped like a pineapple.

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Knows all the songs from the Rankin-Bass versions of The Hobbit and The Return of the King by heart.

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Tried to dye his hair "sepia" once...the visible spectrum forbade it!

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I am too slow in my postings.

won an award for posting faster than us.

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Knows all there is too know.

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Knows all there is too know.

Knows how to do the Macarena.

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Knows how to do the cha cha.

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Taught me how to do the cha cha.

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Is an excellent student.

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Won first prize in the Glutton Bowl.

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Is not performing in the cotton bowl this year due to schedule conflict.

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Injests frozen worms for fun and profit.

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