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Has found zombies taste good with a Chainti and fava beans.

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Runs around his yard at night screaming "I'm almost there pretty" for no apparent reason.

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Once had a manly embrace with Edgar Allen Poe.

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Was Time magazines man of the year 1911.

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Has three copies of that time magazine.

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Is typing this from an Osborne 1...

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Eats filet minion rare.

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Washes himself with windex to prevent streaking.

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Drinks the Windex Rev bathes in.

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Sells the Windex to bums cleaning peoples car windows after Der Nister pisses it out.

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Makes up truly disgusting things about other people :stuart:

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is disgusted by the person above him's remarks:)

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Drinks the Windex Rev bathes in.

Sells the Windex to bums cleaning peoples car windows after Der Nister pisses it out.

And I thought my posts had gross out potential. lol

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Has been knowingly paying bums to wash his windows with his own urine for years.

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Has a secret interest in other bodily fluids but wont admit it. :p

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Has a secret fetish for giving rim jobs to the homeless while midgets throw pies at him.

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Has invited me over for earth worm salad but knows I'm a vegetarian.

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Doesn't want you to know he had a second helping of worm salad.

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Is up for re-election in the 23rd district.

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Pimps for zombie hookers

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Was once my zombie slave.

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Knows where Jimmy Hoffa AND Tupac really are....

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Is not in love with Lady Gaga.

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Is really Jimmy Hoffa... and Tupac.

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Has a piece of the "weather balloon" from Roswell fashioned into a hat so "they" won't be able to read her thoughts.

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