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Was on David Letterman once to talk about his undying love for ABBA.

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Owns 17 variations of ABBA thongs and wears them daily.

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Tried to hurt a fly once, but got his arse handed to him.

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Avenged MarsDustDoug by thoroughly thrashing the fly.

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Was never a fan of Willy Wonka.

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Is Willy Wonka.

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Is not Kate Gosselin

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was thinking "whatcha talkin bout willis?" when his avatar pic was taken

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Accidentally took some of his cat's Prozac

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Has a secret fetish for giving rim jobs to the homeless while midgets throw pies at him.

Oh dear.. :rofl:

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To Iris:

Lives in a mansion fabricated entirely from old Prozac bottles.

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Has consumed enough Prozac to build a house out of the bottles.

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Wears a suit of armor made of Prozac bottles.

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Believes that gremlins live in her attic.

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Was in my attic getting drunk with the gremlins last weekend.

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Knows the gremlins know how to throw a good party.

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Has a life...

Oooooo, BURN :p

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Is funny like a lost bunny. :p

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Lost his amulet of Rabbit-speak

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Iz totally boorish...

:hrhr:

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Once dyed her hair ultraviolet, with infrared highlights.

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Used to play shortstop for the Montreal Expos, back in the day.

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Is way too serious...

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does not like coloring her hair at all

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Likes stuff and things

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