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is actually Lisa Frank.

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Has a collection of stolen parking tickets.

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Stole the last cookie from the cookie jar....

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Replaced the cookie jar with a rubber ducky activated hydrogen bomb.

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exploded.

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Imploded

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Left a pretty con trail across the Michigan sky.

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Only has a level 10 Paladin in D&D!

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Is a lvl 10 darkmage dwarf in DnD.

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Her name, when anagram-ed, spells out the true identity of the Defiler.

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goes to Walmart at midnight to buy graphing calculators just for fun.

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Is getting paid to say such...little does it know, the payment cheque will never arrive for services rendered :wallbash:

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Is, in real life, Strawberry Shortcake.

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Is thoroughly convinced that he can beat Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek in a game of chess.

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Woke up with the KING this morn.

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Has the hots for Yul Brenner.

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Runner up in the Yul Brynner look-a-like contest.

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Uses my head as a mirror to check for secret agents in the shadows.

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Does not actually rock that hard....

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Hates 40s & blunts...

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Does not know what watermelons are REALLY good for....

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One time...she met the Dali Lamma...offered him a cheese burger; which, he politely declined...she then, got all up in his shiznits; sayin' that he was rude, & thought himself to good to eat the food of a common American...she then, unzipped her pants, & pulled out a huge cock, & pissed all over his shoes...he was flabbergasted, & speechless...she smacked him in the mouth with her big ole dick, & laughed, stuffing it back into her trousers whilst he cried....

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In that club...she's not only a member...she's the president!

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Once had aspirations for being an offensive lineman for the Cleveland Browns.

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Used to sell pickled pigs feet at the state fair.

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