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Is a representative of the lollipop guild.

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Is stitched together from the remains of dead 1920s gangster molls

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Runs through the rain with a fork and spoon trying to taste the rainbow.

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I'd just taste my farts if I were going to do that.

^^^ Has been trying to organize a ballet version of Freddie got Fingered for years.

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Eat's fruity pebbles with beans so she can fart rainbows.

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50% of her DNA comes from bananas

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50 percent of her spit comes from c.............um!!..lmao!!!!!!!! (Top that baby:) )

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80% of her ear wax is cum

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Seriously? You can do better than that, sweetness!!

Anyhow, wishes that "earwax" came from them!!!!!!!!!Damn

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You obviously don't know how to play this game. You are supposed to sy things that are untrue.

Originally had the surname of Schicklgruber due to the birth registries not originally recognizing her biological father due to being had out of wedlock. This was later rectified and corrected, and her current surname means "one who lives in a hut." Enjoys teaching her grandson how to paint and proper facial hair grooming.

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LMAO, my mom and dad actually did alter my birth certificate..I think my last name was Damron at some point.......because I really was born out of wedlock but they wanted it to look like they were married..I am not sure how the hell they did it.....anywho, back to the topic.

Swallows the other 50 percent.

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Is a Belieber

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Is a virgin

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ohhhhhhhh :O

wins

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Haha, it's not over...not for a long shot. Wait til I see you we shall continue this.

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Oh you missed where this was "make something up about the person before you."

Hence when I said you win. You believed it, therefore I win.

^^^ Was Gary Coleman's stunt double

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Has a pair of balls as a chin.

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won the Mare Crisium Lunar Ironman Triathlon, women's division.

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c.c.c.c.c.combo breaker!

chains himself to lamp posts and pretends to be a bicycle

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Ran away with a lamp post and got married to it in Las Vegas.

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Is having an affair with said lamp post.

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Really loves watching me have the affair with said lamp post.

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Watches bizarre lamp post insterions on the internet.

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