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Keeps a litterbox for herself.

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Feels happy and secure

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Needs a bag of dates

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Needs to get a pet.

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Needs a basket full of pets

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Likes dancing in the rain.

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Watches anime while sitting in a hot tub

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Is not, as one may think, afraid of water, but rather has a deep seated fear of bubbles.  

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Has 4 puppies

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Is actually a family of raccoons in a human costume.

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Can see the future through his goggles 

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Keeps trying to steal my goggles

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Developed such a complex goggle anti-theft device that during beta testing it declared itself sentient. It was last seen  running for governor of Illinois. 

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Knows were Trump's tax returns can be found.   

 

(Hi Burrich!) 

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Is the campaign manager for sentient anti goggle theft device's political career.

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Plans to vote to re-elect Bruce Rauner instead

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Once convinced Dolphins to reject Reality and accept String Theory as the new evolution for World Domination.

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Is going to create a Dolphin space force.

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Has joined forces with the X-Men

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Only sells Carbs to the highest bidder

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Uses a pizza cutter to cut carbs. 

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Secretly possess the Eye of Agamotto

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