Even more funny from the Onion. Yeah, I'm pathetic that way.

[Nate Kriepp]

My link

[Zima]

Hahaha, that's really funny. I'll be sharing that with friends!

[taysteewonderbunny]

Thank you, Nate. That was hilarious.

[Msterbeau]

"I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass."

Edited December 16, 2009 by Msterbeau

[taysteewonderbunny]

I thought these paragraphs were the funniest:

Moreover, the Sumerians were taken aback by the creation of the same animals and herb-yielding seeds that they had been domesticating and cultivating for hundreds of generations.

"The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week."