Customer Is Not Always Right!

[Joey Deadcat]

A site similar to Overheard In New York but consisting entirely of the most unbelievably dumb things said by customers and clients. Some real gems to be found there!

http://notalwaysright.com/

[creatureofthenyte]

[Homicidalheathen]

LOLS I didn't know herman melville was around when moses was!

classic:

<H3 class=storytitle>Jane Austinpocalypse</H3>Retail | New Hampshire, USA(A teenage customer and his girlfriend are at the checkout.)

Customer: “Does the original Pride and Prejudice actually have zombies in it?”

Me: “Um, no, but we have Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies, which has zombies.”

Customer: “But the original Pride and Prejudice doesn’t have zombies? It’s like, a love story?”

Me: “Yes. It was written in the 19th century. No zombies.”

Customer, to girlfriend: “See, I told you so!”

Edited February 28, 2010 by Homicidalheathen

[Simon Bar Sinister]

the customer is always wrong.

[AstralCrux]

Catcher In The Sky

Pet Store | Detroit, MI, USA

Customer: “How much is this bird?”

Me: “Sir, how did you get the bird out of the cage? The cage was locked.”

Customer: “Oh, I got this one from the birds you have outside by the door.”

Me: “Those aren’t our birds.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Sir, you picked up a wild bird. But congratulations, because I can’t imagine it was a simple task.”