I'm All Alone...

[Brenda Starrr]

In the office. Dummies.

Now, what can I get into?

[Paper Hearts]

if you have a real anal person and a real asshole, plant the anal fucker's stapler on the asshole's desk, maybe?

[ManicQueen]

Make copies of you ass/boobies

[Brenda Starrr]

Brookie is a mindreader!

[ManicQueen]

Brookie is a mindreader!

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I have personal experiance :whistling

[Paper Hearts]

-Or forge a 'Come see me' note on some fucker's desk and sign your bosses name to it?

[Brenda Starrr]

lmao@Paul!

There's no boss here. They're in the DC office. All but one person (besides me) are out of town till Monday. The other girl went to lunch.

[Paper Hearts]

Nothing to do then but forward all your calls to your cell and go out shopping and have a nice drink.

[float]

hooray for Boobie copies 8-x

[Brenda Starrr]

lmao@float!

I leave in 10 minutes. I love having short days.

[Paper Hearts]

okay, copy the boobs then, if you just have ten minutes...

[Soulrev]

should have gone around to everybody's computer and changed the colors on their monitors so they've all got a blue tint. Lol

[Brenda Starrr]

Dammit, Brian....

Why didn't I think of that?

[Head Wreck]

a favourate with me and our old IBM terminals...

turn the brightness contrast so the screen is blank

many hours of fun watching people check every damn plug and cable between the terminal and the microfilm reader

[Homicidalheathen]

I know it's mean but when I am bored I make crank calls. Like to the lady that was rude to you last week at the dentist office or the pizza guy. I love to give sexy crank calls to the pizza guy. It cracks me up to hear them go huh? Whaaaaaa? Did you say pussy or pepperoni ma'am?

lmao@Paul!

There's no boss here. They're in the DC office. All but one person (besides me) are out of town till Monday. The other girl went to lunch.

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[gothicmom]

I know it's mean but when I am bored I make crank calls.  Like to the lady that was rude to you last week at the dentist office or the pizza guy.  I love to give sexy crank calls to the pizza guy.  It cracks me up to hear them go huh?  Whaaaaaa?  Did you say pussy or pepperoni ma'am?

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Becareful!! They may have caller ID and know where the call came from!

[DarkChylde]

Go ta rotten.com and make copies of the most grewsome pic ya can find ever and staple/tape em inside each persons office :innocent

[Brenda Starrr]

Now, I'm alone with 3 lawyers and a court reporter. They're in the back conference room, and I'm up front. These guys are treating me like I work for them (which I don't)

Now what?

[Msterbeau]

Now, I'm alone with 3 lawyers and a court reporter. They're in the back conference room, and I'm up front. These guys are treating me like I work for them (which I don't)

Now what?

So... How many lawyers does it take to......

Oh never mind. They always end up dead anyways... :grin

[Msterbeau]

Or amuse yourself here:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

[Soulrev]

Ask the lawyers in a very serious tone "So.. Was just wondering if you guys defend murder suspects?"

Lol

[Brenda Starrr]

LMAO

I though that I was going to murder 2 of them...

[slingerlandstyx]

So... How many lawyers does it take to......

Oh never mind.  They always end up dead anyways...  :grin

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I got a better one...

How many "lawyer" jokes are there?

Only 3... The rest are all true! :laughing