the "Only in Ohio" thread

[Simon Bar Sinister]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37130150/ns/us_news/?GT1=43001

well, at least they were polite enough to leave a note.

[f0rged]

They leave the bodies in the hearses? I find that really...creepy..I still want a hearse though.

[Rev.Reverence]

O.o

[prick]

"Sings aloud" Liquidate Ohio state and send them buckeyes home!

[Tyger]

wow...

[Simon Bar Sinister]

woman seeks husband, tries to get 911 to help:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37596922/ns/us_news/

[WhiteLines]

i lived in ohio for many years... and yeah, its like that there.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

fucking Ohio pigs don't need radar guns anymore. they can give you a speeding ticket now if they just think you were speeding:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37779941

like the punk motherfuckers weren't doing that already!

[WhiteLines]

fucking Ohio pigs don't need radar guns anymore. they can give you a speeding ticket now if they just think you were speeding:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37779941

like the punk motherfuckers weren't doing that already!

yes very true the ohio state highway patrol has been using "guesstimation" as a tool for pulling people over for years. I got into a very heated arguement with an officer years ago. He told me he had clocked me on the radar speeding (i was actually under the speed limit) so when i asked how fast he clocked me at, he replied that he did not know. yeahhh... anyway when he failed with that arguement he then tried to say i wasnt wearing my seatbelt (which i still had on) he ended up letting me go because i just wasnt buying his bullsh!t. And thats ohio.

i cant believe the courts actually will allow them to ticket you based on their opinion with no hard evidence now... this is fvkcin absurd.

[Lillylu29]

yeah I heard this on the news yesterday at work. frickin amazing......

[DJ Nocker]

They leave the bodies in the hearses? I find that really...creepy..I still want a hearse though.

No you dont, trust me, lol

[IsleofRhodesEnt]

There is a sign up somewhere in Cincinnati that states there is a $100 reward for any information leading to the arrest of person or persons caught in the act of MOLESTING BIRDS or committing Vandalism.

I find it amazing that BIRD MOLESTATION and Vandalism are only $100 offenses, as well as being equal to each other in monetary prizes...

[Reaper]

No you dont, trust me, lol

Sure she does. I own a 1972 Caddy and its a blast to drive because everyone looks not once, but twice esp when they see my casket in the back lol. Had a lot of people want to get a ride in it, in the front of course.

[Reaper]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37130150/ns/us_news/?GT1=43001

well, at least they were polite enough to leave a note.

Unfortunately the link no longer works. Looks like the story was taken down.

[cptdeath]

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkAAtWG0-820&h=51f35 yeah I know somebody else thats tired of OHIO's bullshit. So just move to FL and all your wildest dreams will come true

[Simon Bar Sinister]

in case you haven't seen it yet, this woman in Toledo went berserk when she tried to get McNuggets during breakfast-only time at McDonald's

[taysteewonderbunny]

in case you haven't seen it yet, this woman in Toledo went berserk when she tried to get McNuggets during breakfast-only time at McDonald's

Wow. What I can't believe is how calmly the employees served the next customer. That's dedication.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2011/03/28/news/doc4d908516ae597552977571.txt?viewmode=default

[Simon Bar Sinister]

couple leave Browns game...without their foster kid:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Ohio-couple-denies-leaving-foster-son-at-NFL-Cleveland-Browns-game-101411

[Simon Bar Sinister]

http://avon-oh.patch.com/blog_posts/animals-cant-talk

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[TronRP]

http://avon-oh.patch...imals-cant-talk

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

WOW, I've heard of having the crazies, but the author of that story needs a shot of reality juice.

I must admit, every time I visit Ann Arbor or travel I-696 to Novi, I need those signs because there are no deer crossings in Downtown Detroit, so the sight of a smashed deer at the side of the road hit by a speeding motorist is pretty much non-existent.

I'm just wondering how she went from animals reading to venting about abortion thru Obamacare.

Everyone who supports Obamacare is not getting knocked up every ovulation and thoughtlessly goes running off grinning to the nearest abortion clinic as a form of contraceptive, ecstatic that they didn't hit a deer who read the crossing sign along the way. Who knows, those pregnant girls could be thanking their lucky stars that the government spends money to save vehicles and Venison while preventing amateur abortions...*shrugs*

[LadyKay]

http://avon-oh.patch...imals-cant-talk

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yes, I am ....from Ohio and I am not surprised that this story came from Ohio. Please note that we are not all this stupid. I mean look at me, I'm smart enough to know that deer can't read. That is why there is a picture on the deer crossing sign.

[TronRP]

Yes, I am ....from Ohio and I am not surprised that this story came from Ohio. Please note that we are not all this stupid. I mean look at me, I'm smart enough to know that deer can't read. That is why there is a picture on the deer crossing sign.

*BIG INHALE*