George Carlin Appreciation

[Oh_My_Goth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw

[KatRN05]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

[WhiteLines]

You ever notice that other peoples stuff is SHIT! ...but your shit is STUFF!

[phee]

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. " - George Carlin

[torn asunder]

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. " - George Carlin

heh...

[phee]

heh...

Indeed

[Slogo]

Due to popular demand

[KatRN05]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkhzHQO7jY

So true.

[Scar My Machine]

George Carlin was brilliant beyond belief. I loved his way of thinking.

Always do whatever's next.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

[lordkraven]

george carlin quote- we were steeped in raw sewage

[Simon Bar Sinister]

there's a petition to name part of a street in Manhattan after him:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/08/petition-calls-for-a-george-carlin-street-in-new-york-city/

don't know if out-of-towners' sigs are wanted or not, but it couldn't hurt to look.

[Achilles]

My favorite quote by Carlin "Their are no innocent people in this world, you're birth certificate is proof of guilt."

[Scary Guy]