Job Market

[Glory13666]

The horrible job market has inspired a funny Walsh College radio commercial. Here's a transcript in case you haven't heard it.

A growing company in Southfield, seeks a team player who can walk on water. Must have strong presentation in 11 languages, including Klingon. Ideal candidate can work independently and telepathically. Requires 2 hours sleep, 3 on weekends, and possesses Masters degree, Nobel Peace Prize, and membership in at least 3 secret societies. References must include one living president. Applicant must submit an original self-portrait in watercolor and 800 page memoir, along with your resume. This position is for a summer internship.

[Destroit]

The horrible job market has inspired a funny Walsh College radio commercial. Here's a transcript in case you haven't heard it.

A growing company in Southfield, seeks a team player who can walk on water. Must have strong presentation in 11 languages, including Klingon. Ideal candidate can work independently and telepathically. Requires 2 hours sleep, 3 on weekends, and possesses Masters degree, Nobel Peace Prize, and membership in at least 3 secret societies. References must include one living president. Applicant must submit an original self-portrait in watercolor and 800 page memoir, along with your resume. This position is for a summer internship.

Hmmm..I do believe I qualify. What are the hours?

Hmmm..I do believe I qualify. What are the hours?

[prick]

Its funny because its almost true.

[Hollywood]

Can I apply, even though I am from Canada? I make all the other requirements...

[Nienna]

So true. I'm in possession of said Master's degree, but I can't even get a job cashiering at Meijer.

Edited October 19, 2010 by Nienna

[n0Mad]

I'm seven feet tall, kill men by the hundreds, consume the English with fireballs from my eyes, and bolts of lightning from my arse.