preemptive strike against the zombie apocalypse

[Simon Bar Sinister]

UK crematorium to produce electricity:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45526347/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/burning-deceased-humans-will-produce-electricity/?#.Ttk6e1bQfi4

NOOOOOOOOO!

[Slogo]

Lectrified Zombies?

[Vater Araignee]

Oh that's brilliant. Take one of the least green yet cheapest methods of disposal add generators that cost thousands to install and thousands to upkeep.

Next mix in the desperation or greed of a business owner who wants them payed off quickly and suddenly burial becomes more economically viable.

The only green disposal method for empty useless shells is still the soylent one.

[candyman]

Now...if they would just move this over to trash burning instead of the typical landfill we would have something very powerful, more productive, and not quite as weird.