The Conspiracy Thread

[Slogo]

Start a conspiracy involving the person above you.

starting......NOW!

[phee]

Start a conspiracy involving the person above you.

starting......NOW!

Slogo and I were hiring all the worlds private detectives to follow each other.

[Slogo]

Phee and I caused global warming to get people to wear less clothes

[prick]

Slogo and I convinced drunk college students the beer pong and tippy cup were actually sports and they fell for it.

[Class-Punk]

The true reason behind Prick's name is his secret room full of explosive cactuses which he sells on the cactus blackmarket, primarily to Chinese gangsters, military contractors, and a mysterious head shop in Ann Arbor.

[prick]

Coffenated once won a Seattle coffee drinking contest by drinking 74 cups of coffee in an hour and never had to pee.

[phee]

Conspiracy to bring Tab Cola back because he likes the way the old "Tab Tab Cola." song went.

[prick]

Actually they still sell 6 packs of Tab at Krogers. Phee was chosen to origionally play Patrick Swayzes character Jed in the movie Red Dawn. Unfortunately Phee thought it was real and brought live ammo. After the first day of filming he killed 27 actors dressed as Russian soldiers and 14 actors dressed as Cuban soldiers. The studio thought it best to go with a different actor. The incident being a big embarrasement was swept under the rug and Phee was never charged with murder.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Thirteen jello shots in he decided that doing the Macarena was actually the best idea anyone ever had.

[prick]

The truth is Troy wasnt absent from DGN so much due to health. It was a cover up. He was spending all his time working on his other web site. You know it is Facebook!

Edited March 31, 2012 by prick