Cops Wait for $20,000 Poop

[*Siren*]

Cubic Zirconia to try and fool jewelry store employee = $20.00

Actual Diamond = $20,000

Ex-lax (to speed diamond recovery) = $8.00

Windsor making it onto CNN with the headline: "Cops Wait for $20,000 Poop" = priceless

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/crime/2012/05/17/dnt-jewel-thief-evidence-cbc.cbc

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Always with the yummy sexy stories.

Although they actually do this quite often with drug smugglers.

Boy thinking about this has good me hungry for some timbits.

[KatRN05]

Oh, to be a fly on that wall....

"what did you do today?"

:" I shat a diamond."

[*Siren*]

Boy thinking about this has good me hungry for some timbits.

Would you prefer glazed or cream filled?

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Oh, to be a fly on that wall....

"what did you do today?"

:" I shat a diamond."

Good times.

Would you prefer glazed or cream filled?

must... not.. say it...