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The Smartest Thing I Did Today


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Is buy my kids Verizon cell phones and added them to my plan. This way, they don't have to beg the Sperm Donor to use the phone to call me.

It's a surprise for them, which they will get tomorrow when they come home from said Sperm Donor's house. The SD will be absolutely PISSED.

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I vacuumed my stairs

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I pulled my dead car out of the side yard and got the full tank of gas transfered to my truck. My next smart adventure will be dragging the damn POS to the junk yard.

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i turned 2 broken chairs into one workable chair

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Sent the baby and the boyfriend away for the night!

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Got a slurpee...mmmm :cheerful

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Ate

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Researched a couple of stocks... :devil

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got up

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Woke up this morning, took a handful of Excedrin, went back to sleep, just woke up an hour ago.

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...debated with my boyfriend just how hard it would be to convince Canadian Geese I was their mom :devil

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last night.

fitted more convienient handles to a Peavey TKO 115 S amp that ways a fricken ton and replaced the feet which had the plastic cups smashed off and the screws worn flat.

i dont know why they designed that series with a laughable loking handle in the centre of the top. so i added spring loaded handles that dont need to be recessed to each side. a heck of a lot easier to carry between 2 and stairs are no longer a problem.

today:

on verge of finishing the production of the first song with myself acting as producer as well as manager. even if i had to write a drum loop as the drumming captured over the past 5 days has been abysmal (another reason to get rid of the drummer).

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...debated with my boyfriend just how hard it would be to convince Canadian Geese I was their mom  :devil

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hmmm how hard would that be?

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hmmm how hard would that be?

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Heh, I'm not sure...it was inspired by Lorenz's classic studies with imprinting in baby geese. Basically, he ensured he was the first moving being the geese would see when they were born, and these baby geese would assume that he was "mom". He then raised these geese. You can see a picture of him with his geese here:

http://www.biologydaily.com/biology/Konrad_Lorenz

My boyfriend insisted that canadian geese were too mean to get to bond with you and that whatever geese Lorenz used, they couldn't possibly be canadian geese, and would need to be a different breed. Since I couldn't recall which specific geese Lorenz used, I couldn't really argue that point, without acquiring my own Canadian Goose colony :tongue:

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hmmmm well i havent been to canada in a long time

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...was tell people how much I care about them

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hmmmm well i havent been to canada in a long time

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Heh Canadian Geese are the breed you most commonly see around Michigan...they can be a little aggressive sometimes :tongue:

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Took 9 vicodins today

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I turned off the coffee pot before it burned the coffee for a change today. oh, and I didn't loose my 1/2 full cup like I usually do. :blushing

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Drank a pot pf coffee before work.

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Ate my wifes pussy so she'd shut the fuck up.

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Ate my wifes pussy so she'd shut the fuck up.

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LOL ...

Was there for a friend that needed me ....

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::hugs::

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Umm, it's either hanging out with a friend I dont see often......

.... or cleared my DA messages........

....... or worked on a character concept for a comic...... <<;

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Ate my wifes pussy so she'd shut the fuck up.

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LMAO!! Why am I not surprised :laughing Your hilarious.

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