The Smartest Thing I Did Today

[Brenda Starrr]

I downloaded Beck's "Loser" as my ex husband's special ringtone.

[Paper Hearts]

lol

[Brenda Starrr]

Sadly, I probably won't get to enjoy it, since the "loser" refuses to speak to me.

[Paper Hearts]

Anyway, I wore black nail polish in to the office today.

[bean]

Went to the doctor.

[Hellion]

:devil sINCE WORK IS GETTING ROCKY; I came in a half hour late; took an hour lunch to play jenga with leftover bricks at a jobsite; left a half hour early and still got the job done 100%!!

[LadyWindstone]

Heh, I'm not sure...it was inspired by Lorenz's classic studies with imprinting in baby geese. Basically, he ensured he was the first moving being the geese would see when they were born, and these baby geese would assume that he was "mom". He then raised these geese. You can see a picture of him with his geese here:

http://www.biologydaily.com/biology/Konrad_Lorenz

My boyfriend insisted that canadian geese were too mean to get to bond with you and that whatever geese Lorenz used, they couldn't possibly be canadian geese, and would need to be a different breed. Since I couldn't recall which specific geese Lorenz used, I couldn't really argue that point, without acquiring my own Canadian Goose colony 

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Actually Canadian Geese are easily imprinted. There was a movie once about a Father/daughter team that actually taught the daughter's geese to migrate. They were imprinted on her for their mom. It was based on a true story.

[Brenda Starrr]

Called a lawyer, then my ex hubby's therapist. If he fucks up, I own him.....

[torn asunder]

Actually Canadian Geese are easily imprinted...

technically (as has been pointed out to me on several occasions because i tend to forget) the correct name is canada geese, not canadian... :erm :whistling

[kellygrrrrrl]

Came up with this idea:

Should have a small computer install in ALL cars that allows you to "tattle" on Bad drivers.

A small handheld sized computer that will allow you to input ones License plate number, and tattle on them for cutting you off. Message is sent to police and they determine whether or not to issue a ticket and or suspension of license depending on severety of the incedent. To validate fact, there should be a camera (Like the ones on cop cars) that gets sent in. The camera will "Loop" every 48 hours.

Will stop hit and runs, traffic jams, help insurance rates, get assholes to stop being assholes.....?MAYBE?

Good Idea? NO?

[wheresmypiggy]

Looked at my email.

I have a lifesaver.

[Dollardave]

I have a lifesaver.

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The candy?

[bean]

Nothing..this whole day was full of stupid moves, right from the moment I answered the phone this morning.

[Vivian]

the smartest thing i did today, was not deck Jessi's uncle bobby.. god, it was tempting though!

[capuchin]

technically (as has been pointed out to me on several occasions because i tend to forget) the correct name is canada geese, not canadian...  :erm  :whistling

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Actually, technically, they're called Branta canadensis

:grin

[bean]

Went to the clinic this morning.

[Brenda Starrr]

Got up earlier than I had to

[float]

Ate my wifes pussy so she'd shut the fuck up.

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LMFAO

[float]

I actually got up and went to work, tired and hungover, but I'm here goddamnit

[DarkVampire]

Finished writing my short story today. Took about a week to do it on my breaks at work. Now to revise it when I type it up.

[Msterbeau]

Slept an extra hour and a half.

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Slept an extra hour and a half. 

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congratulations

[Homicidalheathen]

Drove kids to blood drive I guess I dunno. I feel like I should post something miraculous like I found the cure for cancer.

[Head Wreck]

Came up with this idea:

Should have a small computer install in ALL cars that allows you to "tattle" on Bad drivers.

A small handheld sized computer that will allow you to input ones License plate number, and tattle on them for cutting you off.  Message is sent to police and they determine whether or not to issue a ticket and or suspension of license depending on severety of the incedent.  To validate fact, there should be a camera (Like the ones on cop cars) that gets sent in.  The camera will "Loop" every 48 hours. 

Will stop hit and runs, traffic jams, help insurance rates, get assholes to stop being assholes.....?MAYBE?

Good Idea?  NO?

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theres a patent allready filled for a rearview mirror that has one way glass for its face, and a two cameras, one facing rear, one facing forward in it.

these cammeras continuously record 1-3 mins from both and overwrites it and starts again. except if theres an impact, it gets timestamped and stored for insurance purposes.

fucking great idea

[ManicQueen]

Fix my hair! YaY