you know you suck when.....

[kat (1)]

Your plants commit suicide. You answer the phone for telemarketers just to chit chat. The Jehovah witnesses slam the door in YOUR face....and your therapist has to get high in order to meet with you.......next?

[torn asunder]

...when the only way you can get a date is buying the right kind of granola.

Edited November 16, 2012 by torn asunder

[kat (1)]

When the the next time you probably will get laid is when its laid to rest.

[TronRP]

You know you suck when your only experience of being in a guy's room with full frontal male nudity is during the changing of your 18 month old nephew's diaper...

Edited January 12, 2013 by TronRP

[TronRP]

You know you suck when a much needed life lesson pep talk comes in the form of an animated host character on Adult Swim

Edited February 17, 2013 by TronRP

[TronRP]

You know you suck when you constantly self-sabotage yourself because you are too emotionally guarded and too worried about how to handle "new experiences" to be able to open up to the only people who actually, truly care about you and your well being...

...even typing this I feel like a dumb a** dunderhead...

[kat (1)]

when you're me.

[kat (1)]

When you feel like you haven't had sex in so long that you have actually found your virginity.

[kat (1)]

You name your vibrator and refer to it in endearing terms.

Edited December 12, 2014 by kat

[kat (1)]

You're coworkers ask you what your doing for Xmas and you can't even make up a lie so you just stutter some shit.

[kat (1)]

You fall asleep while masterbating.

[candyman]

When you've been away from this site for years...also because the most action I get is spooning with my dog and I'm not the big spoon...

[kat (1)]

Nobody gives a damn anymore. 

[ManicQueen]

On 3/25/2014 at 10:05 AM, TronRP said:

You know you suck when you constantly self-sabotage yourself because you are too emotionally guarded and too worried about how to handle "new experiences" to be able to open up to the only people who actually, truly care about you and your well being...

 

...even typing this I feel like a dumb a** dunderhead...

This. Every. Single. Day.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

When You See part of yourself in pretty much every single post above this one.   

Low Self Esteem / Depression / Anxiety = the suck. 

[Draco1958]

On ‎12‎/‎11‎/‎2014 at 11:36 PM, kat said:

When you feel like you haven't had sex in so long that you have actually found your virginity.

I actually found my virginity.  It sucks because I can't find a way to lose it again.  Ha ha.

[Draco1958]

On ‎1‎/‎10‎/‎2015 at 10:10 PM, candyman said:

When you've been away from this site for years...also because the most action I get is spooning with my dog and I'm not the big spoon...

I get to spoon with my cat.  At least you have something big and warm.  LOL

[kat (1)]

You're a victim of identity fraud but the thief impersonating you actually improved you're credit score!

Edited August 6, 2016 by kat

[kat (1)]

The last person who touched you're heart was a surgeon.

[TronRP]

The bank penalizes you for being too poor to maintain their "minimum balance".

[Michael8402]

When the McDonald's dollar menu counts as a date.  lol

[Trene4000]

When you can't prepare good rice even using a bag of instant rice.

[TronRP]

Your bushes are so hit up that the junkies mistake your joint for the crack house and welcome themselves in.

...no worries, I scared the dude so bad he broke wide...

[kat (1)]

A bird committed suicide in your hallway.

[kat (1)]

The only man you can catch is pokeman.