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Just now, kat said:

The only man you can catch is pokeman.

Makes me think I should change my name to pokeman.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Draco1958 said:

Makes me think I should change my name to pokeman.

Lol!

  • 2 months later...
Posted (edited)

When you are so in love with your own misery if it booty called you you'd stop everything you're doing just to answer and like do stuff. 

 

Edited by kat
Dafuq! Where that come from?
Posted
On 12/29/2016 at 7:31 PM, kat said:

When you are so in love with your own misery if it booty called you you'd stop everything you're doing just to answer and like do stuff. 

 

"In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love." ~ Soren Kierkegaard

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

When your penis works harder than you do.

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, zurgous said:

When your penis works harder than you do.

Haha! I can't believe you really posted it! I'm over here lolling still.

Edited by kat
Posted
3 hours ago, kat said:

Haha! I can't believe you really posted it! I'm over here lolling still.

Better to have it working hard than hardly working though. :D

Posted
7 hours ago, Scary Guy said:

Better to have it working hard than hardly working though. :D

One of the many reasons not to miss a "Tool"..or his..tool?

Posted
10 hours ago, Moe Falcon said:

One of the many reasons not to miss a "Tool"..or his..tool?

Lol.

Posted
On 1/23/2017 at 9:34 AM, Moe Falcon said:

One of the many reasons not to miss a "Tool"..or his..tool?

But I thought tools were supposed to be useful :p

Posted
5 hours ago, Scary Guy said:

But I thought tools were supposed to be useful :p

Now I want to listen to Tool.

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