if you were a dog...

[mallochai]

my dog is so retarded sometimes... good thing he's adorable, even if he is a carpet eating bastard. :confused

[Scary Guy]

I don't think I'd enjoy it in any form of animal, unless I was THE DREADED CANDIRU!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/catfish/candiru.html

[kellygrrrrrl]

If I were a dog, I'd probably actually be genuinly "Happy".....

[Paper Hearts]

if I was a dog, I'd love getting my head pissed on.

[torn asunder]

good thing he's adorable, even if he is a carpet eating bastard.  :confused

hey, what's wrong with "carpet-eating bastards" anyway!? :devil :woot: :whistling

[Brenda Starrr]

I loves me a carpet-eating bastard....

[Slept with ghost]

why does R.Kelly come to mind right now?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I don't think I'd enjoy it in any form of animal, unless I was THE DREADED CANDIRU!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/catfish/candiru.html

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Whoa...thats some crazy you-know-what

[bean]

I loves me a carpet-eating bastard....

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Ooooh yes!

[mallochai]

Carpet eating by a male or female member of the human race involving another female member of the human race = good thing.

carpet eating by my dog with is going to cost me anywhere from three hundred to nine hundred dollars depending = really really bad!

[mallochai]

Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish

Holy fucking crap.... that shit is SCARY!!! *pets her privates protectively*

[torn asunder]

The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines.

unfortunately, i doubt the accuracy of that page, (but i'm to lazy to further research it, so...) since the above quote seems to be biologically impossible... do any of you have a urinary tract in your anus!?!? :blink

[Head Wreck]

i think it was a typo.

friend was warned about these before setting off to various places in south america while doing non gov work to support his masters degree in enviromentalwhatsyoucalls its

[Scary Guy]

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000519.html

Or this works too

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fish/a/candiru.htm

Or just type it in google

[SomeDanGuy]

A better question is: Are you ever visiting Detroit??

[Mikielikesit]

If I were a dog I would be tail wagging jumping barking at moon happy to be peed on and in real life depending on who's doing it I'd be the same way ..... :devil

[mallochai]

A better question is:  Are you ever visiting Detroit??

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:erm

ummm......ummmm...... ummmmm........

well, you really wanna know something about that?

here's something: i'm not going to be able to get into school this semester, because it's taking too long to get my financial aid stuff situated. That doesn't really tell us anything... but I'm thinking about going to convergence 12 in new orleans next april, because disenchanted said I MUST... so maybe I'll have to make a big tripola of it.

but lets not think about that too much.

[torn asunder]

but lets not think about that too much.

thinkin, thinkin, thinkin....

[JaneDead]

if i was a dog i would be as lazy as i am now and would still not want to be peed on ever, by anyone. and the bitches that owned me better let me sleep on the bed or at least the couch. fuck sleeping on the floor.

[Guest Game of Chance]

if i was a dog i would be as lazy as i am now and would still not want to be peed on ever, by anyone. and the bitches that owned me better let me sleep on the bed or at least the couch. fuck sleeping on the floor.

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lol...dude...

::hoping you can hear me say dude the way I say it in these situations::

[JaneDead]

yeah and i can see you shaking your head too

[TomCat]

I'm a big Alpha Male. And Homey don't play that!

[EvilEve]

:laughing all i know is that if i were a dog, i'd enjoy pissing on some little kids head who pulled my tail one too many times... :devil

[Homicidalheathen]

Yah don't take any crap.....thats my motto....no matter what animal.

:laughing all i know is that if i were a dog, i'd enjoy pissing on some little kids head who pulled my tail one too many times...  :devil

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