Baseheads

[DarkChylde]

Now-a-days it seems like everywhere I go theres always baseheads. Incase if some of Y'all dont know whut a basehead is. Its somone who's litarly addicted to crack/cocaine homless and would do anything for a crack rock even going far as beating each other up. I remember when I use to take trips ta river rouge alot (right near zug-island and southwest detroit) I see baseheads almost everywhere, even when I had to stop by at a gas station to put more gas in my car, a few there would come up to me and beg for change also offering blow jobs. I was like fuck this and immeditly got in my car and took off, Also everytime I go to cc and when it's time to leave there also be baseheads to bug me for change and offer to wash my car using a spounge dunked in sewer water. I remember one time when a bunch totally swarmed all around my vehicle and I had no choice but to chase them away swinging my crow bar at them. Fuckin-A, Baseheads are just taking over.

Oh, I would like to mention that there was this one time when I was over at somones house, it was in a decent neighborhood and it was broad daylight outside. My friends mom was in the kitchen washing dish's, the window was above her sink and she looked out, by surprise there was this homless basehead dude in her back yard taking a shit in the corner of her yard. She immeditely shouted out for us to come in the kitchen real quick and look out the window, surprisingly she was laughing her ass off. As we looked out I started dying laughing too. After when he was done he turned on her water hose started hosing his ass down. Now that really killed me :laughing

[Homicidalheathen]

OMG that is so gross. My question....who went out and cleaned up the poo pile? I would have avoided that corner of the yard for the rest of my life.

PEAs allert. I wondered who cleaned up the pile.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh gross.

[Paper Hearts]

I have a basehead story.

This happened a couple years ago, at the BP station at Jefferson and Alter. I'd pulled in for smokes or something (I smoked at the time, it was most likely smokes...) and as I exited my vehicle and approached the door to the station, I was cut off, 3/4's way, by a base head. -He had a black plastic bag dangling from one hand and I could see the imprint of a rectangular shape pressing out from the inside of it. "I got a 'hot' tape in here, you can have, if you give me two dowlla". "No, that's cool, man, I don't want your tape" , and I walked inside, away from him. -But As I stood in line, I began thinking: wait, why wouldn't I want to buy this tape from this guy? I bet there's some really crazy shit on that tape...", etc. -When I got up to the register, the clerk asked me not to talk to "that bum, out there" becuase he didn't want him around his store, I didn't respond. I went back outside and walked over to my man: "Look, I don't have two bucks, I'll give you one dollar for that tape..." ; he goes "cool, as long as I can have that bottle". I go "What bottle?". "That one right there", and he points over to my car (across the lot). "I don't think I have any bottles, man, but if I do, it's yours." -And as we walk towards my car, I swear to you, on the floor, behind the passenger seat, there was an old green, plastic bottle...he could sense it, or see it, through the steel of my car, from that far away! Base heads have x-ray vision.

The VHS tape ended up having a 1970s Italian sex comedy, on it.

[Daevion]

rofl....maybe he ran over to see if he could get into your car..who knows

[Homicidalheathen]

Yup he was probably checking you out when you walked into the store.

What is with the green bottle? Reminds me of a In Living Color skit....Homey used to use a pickle jar to piss in.

rofl....maybe he ran over to see if he could get into your car..who knows

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[Paper Hearts]

No, he had x-ray vision!

[JaneDead]

i believe he had x-ray vision as well.

[JaneDead]

Basss!

How low can you go?

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[Hellion]

:devil You'll also have the meth heads too, them and base heads go hand in hand like M&M's, go figure. They melt in the brain not in the hand.

[Daevion]

:devil You'll also have the meth heads too, them and base heads go hand in hand like M&M's, go figure. They melt in the brain not in the hand.

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LoL :laughing

[Dollardave]

After when he was done he turned on her water hose started hosing his ass down. Now that really killed me :laughing

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Maybe he was french u know there aint toilet paper in France theres water jets. Its so fucking nasty.

[DarkChylde]

Maybe he was french u know there aint toilet paper in France theres water jets.  Its so fucking nasty.

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LOL holy fuck I never knew that. That is nasty. LMAO

[Paper Hearts]

it's called a baday.

[DarkChylde]

it's called a baday.

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Ya mean a payday?