AMAZING HEAD!!!

[Vater Araignee]

Ever get lonely?

Ever need to yell at something that can respond?

Ever need to test material out on somebody that wont steal it?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!!

With a Vater Araigenics...

AMAZING HEAD!!!

AMAZING HEAD is hilarious.

AMAZING HEAD can be intriguing.

AMAZING HEAD is a great learning tool.

Every AMAZING HEAD knows Earths 5 major languages

English, German, Chinese, French, and American.

Every AMAZING HEAD is educated for 30 years before being released to the public with a minimum iq of 110.

The AMAZING HEAD comes in both sexes and every know race Including a few we invented.

An AMAZING HEAD does not fit your decor?

NO PROBLEM.

We'll tattoo your AMAZING HEAD any color and pattern.

Bored with your AMAZING HEAD?

NO PROBLEM.

with our new Xyber jack you can experience what your AMAZING HEAD feels.

Are you a satomasochist?

Well jack into your AMAZING HEAD and punch it and get both sensations at once!

Ever wanted to know what it is like to have an orgasm for six hours straight?

Well jack into your AMAZING HEAD and play with its ears!!

That's right we have finaley gotten rid of those unsightly organs hanging from their necks!

So run out and

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[Slept with ghost]

id pay 5 pence for one of those......can i have it signed by bruce campbell?

[Dollardave]

This was a great post I don't know how I missed it.

[Homicidalheathen]

I want one 'cause I need some good head this week and two heads are better than one and I like big foamy heads and well

GIVE ME MY HEAD!!!!!!!!

[paradox]

WOW! i really think i need some amazing head RIGHT NOW!!!! :woot:

[Crazed Vampyress]

i like have 'head' and 'bruce campbell' in the same chatter.

he shares my birthday y'know...

[Vater Araignee]

whore bump

[Homicidalheathen]

Slut! Give us all head NOW!

[JaneDead]

if it could speak italian i would buy one

[Vater Araignee]

if it could speak italian i would buy one

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Onestamente! Perchè voi desidera una tal cosa?

[JaneDead]

Onestamente! Perchè voi desidera una tal cosa?

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i don't know italian but ... i'm sold! i'll take one.

[Vater Araignee]

i don't know italian but ... i'm sold! i'll take one.

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Quanto molto gentile di voi JaneDead io pensa risponderò più spesso a voi in italiano.

[Hellion]

:laughing :laughing

[JaneDead]

Quanto molto gentile di voi JaneDead io pensa risponderò più spesso a voi in italiano.

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and if you do, i won't understand you

[Vater Araignee]

and if you do, i won't understand you

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Quello è scopare divertente.