You Might Be Drunk When...

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Signs that you might be drunk. For example, you have a hard time taking off YOUR OWN bra ( not that this happened to me, tonight, or anything, hehe). Go!

[Homicidalheathen]

You know it when: You cannot remember the person you just made out with.

Or their name...this happens to me allot people, don't get offended....it's just the booze.

You know your drunk when: you miss the last step....which I do often.

You know your drunk when: you forget the lyrics to a song YOU WROTE that you have been singing for 10 yrs....ha this happens to me.

You know your drunk when: You make out with the guy you thought was creepy or ugly last week.....

You know your drunk when....some androgenous person walks in the bar and it takes you 1/2 hour to figure out whether it's male or female....when it is pretty obvious which one they are...

Time to go home alone for sure.

[bean]

Omg ALL of that (except for the song thing) has happened to me, hehe. And my bra is still on because I'm still too drunk to get the stupid thing off!!

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh and here is one CATSEYEOFTHEWICCAN will appreciate.....you know your drunk when: You get your damn 6 inch high goth platform boot stuck in the back hem of your skirt while dancing on the dance floor and go toppleing like dominos into your freinds...taking them down with you. And your the only short...light person there....

I sleep in clothes all the time...they can get so damn complicated! Now you know why allot of my freinds are nudists.....

Omg ALL of that (except for the song thing) has happened to me, hehe.  And my bra is still on because I'm still too drunk to get the stupid thing off!!

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[Brenda Starrr]

You know you're drunk when you willingly flash your boobies at virtually everyone in Detroit. Not that I've ever done this.....

[Homicidalheathen]

You know your drunk when: you get up and dance naked like the stripper you were when you were 20 only now your 40 post kids....lol.

You know you're drunk when you willingly flash your boobies at virtually everyone in Detroit. Not that I've ever done this.....

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[Brenda Starrr]

But, you wouldn't know anything about that....

[LadyWindstone]

You know you are drunk when the guy that you thought wasn't into you at all suddenly gives you a lap dance.

[Dollardave]

You know you're drunk when you start repidively tripping people as they walk by.

[paradox]

you know youre drunk when you walk into the screen door. when its closed.

you know youre drunk when you say that youre not.

btw, im very good at removing bras, perhaps even moreso when drunk. you might say its a talent. im quite willing to help all you ladies out. :grin :devil

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My list..you know you're drunk when:

You start a topic about being drunk

Your clothes become too complicated to remove

You pass out on the toilet for a few minutes

You pass out at City Club

You pass out in your car at City Club

You pass out with you contact lenses in, wake up (still drunk) and freak out because your eyes are all goofy

You look at yourself in the mirror in the brightly lit bathroom and fail to notice black lipstick smeared all over the place

[Homicidalheathen]

OMG it reads like a scene in a Dudley Moore movie....LMAO!!

My list..you know you're drunk when:

You start a topic about being drunk

Your clothes become too complicated to remove

You pass out on the toilet for a few minutes

You pass out at City Club

You pass out in your car at City Club

You pass out with you contact lenses in, wake up (still drunk) and freak out because your eyes are all goofy

You look at yourself in the mirror in the brightly lit bathroom and fail to notice black lipstick smeared all over the place

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[Slept with ghost]

paradox took mine about the saying your not drunk when you are thats probally the truest one

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paradox took mine about the saying your not drunk when you are thats probally the truest one

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I do that one quite often..."I'm not drunk," then fall down lol

forgot a few:

You wake up at someone else's house and don't remember going there and you think it's funny (because you are still drunk)

You wake up in someone else's car and don't remember getting in and you don't care (because you are still drunk)

You fall down every five minutes

You vomit on your neighbor's lawn

You stash empty beer cans in the bushes in front of your house

[Slept with ghost]

when your legs betray you........your just satnding there doing nothing and your legs all of the sudden have a mind of their own and that mind says fuck you we dont want to support your drunk ass any more and next thing you know your laying flat on your face......fucking legs

[Mikielikesit]

You might be drunk when you come to and your standing in front of your stereo peeing into the speeker.

You might be drunk when you come to in mid coitus and you don't know who your fucking.

You might be drunk when you vomit enough to drink a little more and then vomit enough to drink a little more............

[Homicidalheathen]

I think this is one of the funniest threads ever. The pee on the speaker? I had an ex pee on a suit case, he thought he was outside.

[Head Wreck]

You know it when:  You cannot remember the person you just made out with.

Or their name...this happens to me allot people, don't get offended....it's just the booze.

You know your drunk when: you miss the last step....which I do often.

You know your drunk when....some androgenous person walks in the bar and it takes you 1/2 hour to figure out whether it's male or female....when it is pretty obvious which one they are...

Time to go home alone for sure.

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yup all those done...

you know youre drunk when you walk into the screen door. when its closed.

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and that

You wake up at someone else's house and don't remember going there and you think it's funny (because you are still drunk)

You wake up in someone else's car and don't remember getting in and you don't care

You fall down every five minutes

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more or less.

woke up in a strange house with a hazzy recolection of climbing through an upstairs window and ending up loced in a downstairs closset.

turned out to be a friends house, she just left a window open with intention of going through and letting us in the door to save loosing her keys (the house is waaaay up on the mountain on its own). i followed through. then they locked me in that closet for thier safety apparently.

i must have been bad.

you know your drunk when:

you have to appologise to half your friends for your behaviour with thier girlfriends or female roomates on the floor of the dancefloor

you bait the bouncers of the nightclub who way twice as much and are 4 times as strong as you (Thank fuck it was a band do and i had even larger security with me).

you continue to strive to finsishing an oppned bottle... of absinthe, after 8 double whiskeys, 3 flaming sambucas, a mugfull of something tasty, yet raises your heart rate to 90-110 bpm, and some bermudan rum in a hipflask leftover from a prev larp event (oh god, the old me was out in force that night, not one girl in PVC escaped my hands)

your drinking buddie collapses after his heart stops midway through a drinking competition.

you get up on stage at a gig wearing only a G string shaped like a cow that moos when shaken then do pelvic thrusts at the audiences

the note to say, time to kick alcoholism.

[Killer_Bunnie]

when you wake up and have on a bright yellow shirt

when you can't feel your face anymore

when city bites feels like a good idea

[paradox]

you know yer drunk when yer puking on the tree outside the bar and some random passer-by calls you a 'crackhead'

[paradox]

you might also be drunk if you have a red car but paint the side tan after a night of steak sandwiches and far. far too much jager...

[bean]

You might be drunk when you come to in mid coitus and you don't know who your fucking.

You might be drunk when you vomit enough to drink a little more and then vomit enough to drink a little more............

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Yep, done those too... :fear

[the eternal]

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