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Posted

don't know what to say....should be interesting

Posted

The thought of this doesn't arouse me. :blink

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I guess I would go with Flander's.

There is a logical explaination here.....

Fladner's is actually a sexy cartoon man. In a few episodes, he takes his shirt off, and he is quite built. Has a six pack and everything. He is quite the pimp.

I am not so fond of his religious approach to everything, and not to mention, when he talks it is ridiculous. SO I guess I would have to tie him up, and put duct tape over his mouth and abuse him.

I would so beat-diddily-deat him so bad.... :spank SHUT UP NED!

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Posted

i was going to pick flanders but because of aboved mentioned ^ reasons i passed on him and went with:

these guys are stiffs, I'd pick a female

Posted

I guess I would go with Flander's.

There is a logical explaination here.....

Fladner's is actually a sexy cartoon man.  In a few episodes, he takes his shirt off, and he is quite built.  Has a six pack and everything.  He is quite the pimp.

I am not so fond of his religious approach to everything, and not to mention, when he talks it is ridiculous.  SO I guess I would have to tie him up, and put duct tape over his mouth and abuse him. 

I would so beat-diddily-deat him so bad....  :spank SHUT UP NED!

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Awesome Kelly

that's the spirit

Posted

I voted for Lenny & Carl for a 3 way! haha :blink

Posted

Were's the women?

I'd do Homer if Marge was with us........ :nut

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Posted

Hey, didn't Bruce Campbell guest star on there?? Um yeah, i'll take a him.

Posted

Hey, didn't Bruce Campbell guest star on there??  Um yeah, i'll take a him.

Yay BRUCE!!!

Posted

sideshow bob, all the way!!!!!

i like 'em a lil crazy....

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