62 Year Old Woman Gooses TSA Agent

[Amerist]

This was just too good to pass up.

62 year old woman found guilty of assaulting a federal aviation security staff member

"She claims that she had made repeated verbal efforts to tell the security person that she didn't want to be felt up. When the security person said that she wasn't feeling Phyllis up, Phyllis responded, "My husband has been feeling me up for 40 years, I know what its like to be felt up".

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