Dickies

[Brenda Starrr]

I just got a kickass Dickies micromini. Red plaid. Hot punk miniskirt. I just want to know why Dickies are so stiff? Do they really think that people like their Dickies that rough? How many times should I wash it before it becomes soft? Will it ever soften up? Any suggestions?

[Paper Hearts]

Fabric softner.

[Brenda Starrr]

I always forget the fabric softener. I've never been able to remember it.

[LuluVox]

Hehehehe. Your Dickie is stiff.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, Amanda....

It's so stiff, it's abrasive. Brutally so.

[Paper Hearts]

If I said that, they'd kick me out of here-

[LuluVox]

Girls get away with murder.

[Brenda Starrr]

Girls get away with murder.

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We do, don't we? It's so not fair.....

[LuluVox]

No complaints here.

*grabs knife and saunters away*

[Brenda Starrr]

I just want help in softening my Dickies. Maybe if I beat it on the ground.....

[Paper Hearts]

Come back with my knife-

[Head Wreck]

they got bonnie inh the end

and lizzy borden

[Brenda Starrr]

they got bonnie inh the end

and lizzy borden

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They had trouble with their Dickies, too?

[LuluVox]

they got bonnie inh the end

and lizzy borden

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Bonnie is a blood relative of mine, and it is my duty to...I don't know. Steal Paul's knife.

Brenda: I'm sorry your skirt is stiff. Maybe you need to do something to turn it off.

[Paper Hearts]

I think about yellow tractors when that happens.

[Brenda Starrr]

Brenda: I'm sorry your skirt is stiff. Maybe you need to do something to turn it off.

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You would think that undressing to try it on would have done the trick.

[LuluVox]

Uhm, yeah, because it would have gotten so turned on watching you get nekkid, and then...you know, and then...voila! Instant relief!

That's what you meant, right?

[float]

We do, don't we? It's so not fair.....

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it's a little fair

I mean you ladies have to put up with such shit...a little payback is in order

[Homicidalheathen]

First for everything....a girl complaining of a stiff dick...oh wait. What the hell is a dickie????

[Daevion]

stop washing your skirt with viagra and maybe it will soften up

[Brenda Starrr]

First for everything....a girl complaining of a stiff dick...oh wait.  What the hell is a dickie????

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Dickies are a brand of cloting. They usually look like work shirts, pants, etc. They're very stiff. When I think of a stiff Dickie, this isn't what I had in mind.

[Reaper]

Dickie = stiff Dick = stiff. Does this explain?

[mallochai]

Well, yes, fabric softener is certainly in order, but in the meantime, since it'll probably take a while for them to soften up, you mentioned they were abrasive to your skin. Is that on the inside? I'm imagining so... Do they have a liner? You may need to install one, usually they're made of something slipper, and soft, so harsh materials, usually wool, don't rub your bottom or other soft sensitive areas. If it already has one... wash wash wash, without soap, fabric softener each time, and when you dry it, don't dry it all the way, that stresses out the fabric and over-dries its threadcores, or something like that. Another option would be to run them through a wringer when they're wet, over and over again. Some laundromats have them, at least one in Kalamazoo did... not sure about b-more.

Good luck with that though.

You might even try calling up laundering places, like dry cleaners, and asking for advice.

[Brenda Starrr]

Dickie = stiff  Dick = stiff.  Does this explain?

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lol

[Homicidalheathen]

So it's any style...just made of that wierd jean like material, because my manacurist wears dickie scrubs....they are blue.

Dickies are a brand of cloting. They usually look like work shirts, pants, etc. They're very stiff. When I think of a stiff Dickie, this isn't what I had in mind.

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