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helps me request permission to speak with the duck so as not to arouse any angry backlash from a ducknapping

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seems to like ducks

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Likes Grind City Hardcore

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needs to tie the laces on his boots

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needs to learn to fly

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needs to take candy's duck flying ... AFLAC!

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Is one of the many that are in love with my Ducky, Harrold.

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Knows her way around flowers.

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knows where you sleep

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holds many secrets

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all the rumours are true

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wants secrets too

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is collecting all the local gnomes to build a mini army

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Left his cookies laying around unattended.

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was eyeballing the cookies

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those wherent my cookies..those where my urnal cakes.

hands them a goose

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has a large supply of gooses

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Once spent 18 months in Europe with a band of Gypsies selling crochets and knittings, but doesn't like to talk about it. The boy never caught on.

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likes to shoot snowballs out of a bazooka

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has a potato shooter that he likes to hit people in the butt with when they least expect it

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Takes solice in the fact that she can sleep, the clowns will -not- eat her...

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borrowed someone's wife without asking

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Does all the research, and checks facts before turning in an assignment...

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doesnt do assignsments

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