The Person Above You

[Der Nister]

Plays keep away with his co-workers keyboard on thurdays.

[phee]

Knows how to play the nose fluit.... in an erotic way.

[Der Nister]

Wrote the first how to play the nose flute book published in 1897.

[creatureofthenyte]

sometimes says things that conjure up bizarre visual images

[phee]

Is an artist with a flashlight and the appropriate supply of chicken bones

[Der Nister]

Conjures up images on Mondays between 3:11 and 6:01 p.m.

[creatureofthenyte]

is not here to chew bubble gum or kick ass.

[phee]

Can be summed up in one sentence... although it is a mystery as to what it says as it is in a long dead and forgotten language

[creatureofthenyte]

was a world champion at simon says

[Der Nister]

Was the go fish champ in high school.

[kat (1)]

was a chump in high school.

[Der Nister]

Was the captain of the southwest Detroit pimp squad.

[kat (1)]

is baffled by how he managed to survive driving through Southwest Detroit all those nights on his way to City Club.

[Der Nister]

Was not elected as mayor of Detroit for the second time.

[kat (1)]

likes us Southwest Detroit girls.

[Der Nister]

Had to lead blind mice through the streets of southwest Detroit to find white castle.

[kat (1)]

Was in an episode of an HBO series.

[Der Nister]

Is not a lover of the new big mac but instead prefers the old recipe.

[kat (1)]

has eaten McDonalds' at my house before.

[Der Nister]

Enjoyed watching my acting debut in the HBO series hung and now realizes why HBO named the show hung.

[kat (1)]

Wishes.

[Der Nister]

Is only saying that to keep other women from taking notice of me.

Edited November 6, 2009 by Der Nister

[kat (1)]

wishes I was a jealous girl.

[Der Nister]

Is thinking of the song 'jealous guy' by John Lennon.

[kat (1)]

wants to clean for me tomorrow.