The Person Above You

[kat (1)]

is reading Tha Cat In The Hat to the cat in the house.

[Der Nister]

Is teaching how to paint by numbers at the ymca.

[kat (1)]

will soon be a resident at the Hotel Yorba.

[Der Nister]

Is not at the hotel california.

[kat (1)]

wants to make a movie at the beach wearing his winter coat in July to ensure that he is not sunburned.

[Der Nister]

Is the new spokes person for the new line of summer/winter clothes by Whoopi.

[kat (1)]

has won a lifetime membership to the hairclub for men.

[Der Nister]

Is covinced she will find clues to JFK's murder in the yello pages.

[kat (1)]

is convinced the white pages are the birth givers of white castle, white water rafting, and snow white.

[Der Nister]

Collects potato chips that look like celebrities genitals.

[kat (1)]

ate all the phallic shaped potato chips in my collection.

[Der Nister]

Did a walk across America to raise money for down and out former porn stars.

[kat (1)]

did a walk through the ghetto in search of the end of the rainbow.

[Der Nister]

Does nyquil shots after long nights of drinking.

[kat (1)]

considers doubling up on his NyQuil dose partying hard.

[Der Nister]

Is covinced there is an army of miniature people living in her closet.

[kat (1)]

is one of the miniature people found in my closet.

[Der Nister]

Is in the process of making left handed forks and spoons.

[kat (1)]

considers using a fork and spoon a waste of resources when eating.

[Der Nister]

Has a fear of canned vegies.

[kat (1)]

wishes those damn kids would stop turning up the base so loud.

Edited November 8, 2009 by kat

[Der Nister]

Thinks that green eggs and ham should be required reading for all college students.

[kat (1)]

tried out for American Idol--It was great.

[Der Nister]

Loves her new pink fluffy bunny pj's that she got from kids r us.

[kat (1)]

is creating an army of ritalin powered sea monkeys to fight off those pesky voices he has in his head.