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is learning to count by watching the count on Sesame Street.

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Played count the little toes on her co-workers feet until they gave her some much needed time off.

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does not eat pretzels on the roof of the GM building in New York City.

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Did not try out for the Llamma races this year due to personal reasons.

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Is an avid fan of Mr. Potato head, the animated series.

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Bah.

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Likes to sound off like a sheep.

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makes sheep sounds

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Isn't sheepish about reading books

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Has no tears.

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tipped me off on a joint to visit on Wednesdays

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Has got a kick-ass 'hawk and kick-ass shades.

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Has got a kick-ass 'hawk and kick-ass shades.

has some kick ass shades himself

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Likes sushi

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Never claimed to invent raw fish

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Favorite muppet is Lew Zeeland (the fish-thrower)

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Holds patents to thousands of inventions.

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Is a 'nister'...whatever that is :p

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Likes to be helpful

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...needs lots of help... I KIIID! :rofl:

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Makes funnies all the fuck time.

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Makes funnies all the fuck time.

...knows how funny I can be at fuck time.....

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Doesn't fuck around where funny matters.

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