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Knows that hope is a four letter word

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knows that foreplay isn't a myth.

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Has at least four fingers

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has forgone conclusions

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Gives what for

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Knows "what it is."

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Is where it's at

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Is at the heart of the matter

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Has never created matter... mearly transformed it

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Knows that even I cannot create, nor destroy matter.

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Is dissapointingly not God

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States his opinions

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Lives in a constant state of bitterness. But we love that about him.

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Shows that he notices people

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never sent me her laundry to do.

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Likes the Dryer

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has dryer sheets

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Has never been in the KKK

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Burns his toast, not lawn crosses.

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Has a fireplace... just not in his own...

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Has a heartfull of passion, not heartburn

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