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hits the bar

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doesnt work for verizon

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has a wireless remote control

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is a control freak

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commands remotes remotely

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has freaky control powers

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has the power of persuasion.

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has jedi powers

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knows the powers that be.

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has the power (of grayskull)

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gets freaky on fridays

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gets freaky everyday

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Refers to his front porch as "the snake pit".

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Is now a member of GI Joe

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Won't stop until he finally gets some.

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Should take tennis lessons from Tomcat

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Seems very reasonable.

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Has a reason...

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Defies reason.

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Likes to have cake and stuff

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Will be eating cake later. And opening stuff.

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Is an opened book

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I'll bet she likes mint chocolate chip. Afterall, who doesn't?

(oops I did it again)

-For Phee: makes Brittany Spears a big issue in his house.

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Is getting me in touch with my feminine side

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