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looks sharp

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Has sharpies

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has nothing better to do

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Is correct...

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his hands are the devil's workshop

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Has cookies in his basement

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has brownies in his basement-the girl scout variety.

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Has a daughter

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fellow daughter haver

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Saws people in half

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not half the man he used to be

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Is a "Habber Mench"

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runs a habber dashery

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Likes Panzers

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likes pansies

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Is into the idea of cliff diving.

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Doesn't know it, but I've actually gone cliff diving.

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Jumps off of friggen cliffs!

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doesn't know that I've only done it once, but that i was a good 70 "footer".

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Is braging about his length

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underestimated my daringness

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Is a super hero

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Ate a hero sammich

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used to serve Sammy Davis Jr. his green beans, every day.

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Is in the presence of altoids

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