The Person Above You

[phee]

has a flower pot

[Brenda Starrr]

Does not smoke pot

[phee]

Has baby donkey

[Brenda Starrr]

Secretly fantasizes about singing "Baby Got Back"

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is my baby daddy

[phee]

Is in black

[Brenda Starrr]

Is in Hell

[phee]

Is not in my closet...

[Brenda Starrr]

Hangs in my closet like an expensive dress

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along with Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys, has solved over 25 cases

[phee]

Has stains on her tank

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thinks I'm a woman

[phee]

Is making fun of my cross post

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has to practice his cross hand piece

[Paper Hearts]

mastered his back hand.

[phee]

Slaps his microwave

[Paper Hearts]

makes his refridgerator ride "bitch"

[phee]

Has a supersonic speedway

[Paper Hearts]

sends people on little missions to find out the truth

[phee]

Uses the force...

[Paper Hearts]

will use magic, if necessary

[phee]

Has the moon sword.

[Paper Hearts]

has a Mother Theresa t-shirt.

[phee]

Likes Christ Raping Black metaL!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes schweaty black bras