The Person Above You

[phee]

Counts with his hands and toes

[Paper Hearts]

can count to 1000

[phee]

Is in increments of 5

[Paper Hearts]

is a 2 volume desk reference set

[Brenda Starrr]

Can read people like a book

[phee]

Books people like a cop

[Paper Hearts]

cops a feel like a pervert

[Brenda Starrr]

Pervert stares at my boobs

[phee]

Is actually a senetor in New Mexico

[Brenda Starrr]

Tried Peyote in the desert

[Paper Hearts]

knows where to get dots

[phee]

Is not a current practice of the "Ghost Dance" religion

[Brenda Starrr]

Dances in his boxers in the street he lives on

[Paper Hearts]

wears boy shorts

[phee]

Has a bowl of boys waiting for him at home

[Brenda Starrr]

Has a bowl of Count Chocula in the fridge

[phee]

Has shoes that sing

[Brenda Starrr]

Sings to his shoes

[Paper Hearts]

sings polly wolly doodle all day

[phee]

Is in a posting race

[Brenda Starrr]

Races across his office screaming "MARMOTS!!!!! MARMOTS!!!!"

[Paper Hearts]

is tied to a hitching post

[phee]

Is not doing tech support right now... like me

[Brenda Starrr]

Supports his fellow marmot

[Paper Hearts]

has photos of her support around various parts od Detroit