The Person Above You

[Mikielikesit]

Wishing the nun looked more like BEAN WATER then ME..............

[Brenda Starrr]

Isn't even close to being a nun

[Paper Hearts]

Can't remember what the new Pope's name is; doesn't think he's even half the rock star John Paul was...

[Brenda Starrr]

Wants to pour wine all over me and pretend I'm a wafer

[Paper Hearts]

the other Christ

[Brenda Starrr]

The other white meat.

[Paper Hearts]

another white person

[Brenda Starrr]

Pasty, but in a good way.

[Paper Hearts]

STILL eats paste!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Glue sniffer!!

[Paper Hearts]

gas huffer

[Brenda Starrr]

Huffs, puffs, and blows my house down

[Paper Hearts]

little red riding hood

[Brenda Starrr]

Big Bad Wolf

[Paper Hearts]

what big eyes she has

[Brenda Starrr]

The better to see him with!

[Paper Hearts]

sees your ass everywhere

[Brenda Starrr]

Likes to see ass everywhere

[Paper Hearts]

writes beautiful poetry.

[Brenda Starrr]

Just flattered me in a big way.

[Paper Hearts]

never called me "Big Boy"

[Brenda Starrr]

Wants me to.

[Paper Hearts]

thinks I'm a "Brawny Lad"

[Brenda Starrr]

Isn't brawny, which is a good thing.

[Paper Hearts]

Is good.