The Person Above You

[unchaste]

is going to meet me on Saturday, right?

[phee]

Is incorrect

[Mikielikesit]

Is the master of his own destiny......... :devil

[Msterbeau]

Is the master of his beard's destiny.

[damagedangel]

is master and commander

[float]

is the master of disaster

[Msterbeau]

Masterbates unless there's a disaster.

[float]

masterbates during disasters

[phee]

Is not really all that bad of a shuffleboard player

[float]

once banged Julie, my cruise director

[phee]

Likes to go to the tropics

[float]

is the tropic of cancer, and the duke of earl

[Paper Hearts]

uses topical ointment to reduce flaking

[phee]

Likes to peal

[Paper Hearts]

Is going to ruin his tires like that

[float]

tires of me easily

[Paper Hearts]

handsome devil

[phee]

Is a big fan of premarital sex

[float]

doesn't wanna wait till you know him better, Lick it UP, Lick it UP

[phee]

likes cotton candy

[Paper Hearts]

Candid candidate

[float]

has a plaster cast of his manhood

[phee]

Likes to wear a hood

[holliwood66]

Wears shorts dancing 99% of the time.

[float]

dances like a devil