The Person Above You

[the eternal]

Has converted masses to Unchastity,

the hottest religion ever to revolve around the worship of Unchaste

[unchaste]

is my #1 apostle

[phee]

Likes puppets

[unchaste]

likes muppets

[phee]

Is not in my kitchen

[unchaste]

would freak out if I suddenly was (damnit, why can't i teleport?)

[phee]

Is incorrect.... I am at werk

[unchaste]

always spells "work" with an "e"

[phee]

Is correct

[unchaste]

is a New York Times #1 bestseller

[phee]

Sells chicken...

[unchaste]

buys my chicken at discount prices

[phee]

Has a box of squares...

[unchaste]

knows what a panagram is

[phee]

Likes big shapes

[unchaste]

likes big words

[soothsayer]

Curses me.

[phee]

Is cursed

[soothsayer]

Isn't cross.

[phee]

Likes Kriss Kross (They will make you "Jump Jump")

[unchaste]

knows his early 90's rap

[phee]

Likes the sprite in you...

[unchaste]

quotes the cynic's dictionary

[phee]

Is correct... But the copy I have is the "Devils Dictionary"

[unchaste]

is making me jealous