The Person Above You

[soothsayer]

believes it or not.

[Kit Kat P]

has his own beliefs so that many may attend his church

[bean]

Attends the church of other's beliefs

[EvilEve]

lost count of how many times neighbors have complained about her healthy sex life.

[soothsayer]

Is thinking thoughts of waking up this morning.

[EvilEve]

has bags under his eyes from staying up for months on end.

[soothsayer]

Is spying on me......like a fly on the wall.

[EvilEve]

swallowed the spider to catch the fly...

[soothsayer]

makes a mean bean dip

[EvilEve]

is trying to out-randomize me with quick off-the-wall comments.

[soothsayer]

Has mistaken my inability to focus as a randomized quick witted remark.

[EvilEve]

has mexican jumping beans hidden under the pillow.

[soothsayer]

Learned how to sing jumpin jack flash in pig latin.

[EvilEve]

feeds squirrles candy.

[soothsayer]

Proclaims that weasels live next door.

[EvilEve]

sunk my battle ship!

[Msterbeau]

Skips college when playing the game of Life.

[EvilEve]

wears a top hat every other month of the 3rd year during a meteor shower.

[soothsayer]

Has her grapes lined up.

[Msterbeau]

Rolls grapes around on his tongue.

[EvilEve]

has two cents.

[soothsayer]

Is reading or typing something at this very second.

[EvilEve]

get's one gold star.

[soothsayer]

Is doing handstands to wart off evil business men.

[EvilEve]

face is turning red from blood flow to the brain.