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Is correct... cuz I was at a wedding...

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uses jedi mind tricks

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Doesn't mind to turn tricks if the money's right

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Turns the right kind of tricks into money

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knows money is the root of all evil but needs money to pay the bills

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pays bills before the bill collectors come to take his toes away.

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Always shows up above me so I can feel special!

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likes to feel special things.

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Has a great bootie grabbing technique...sneaky bastard

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is sneaky like a frickin' ninja!

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Is not a turtle but might be a mutant or a ninja.

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Has a shell

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knows about turtle power.

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Likes to surf

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Surfs on turtle shells during hurricane season.

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Has a boat in his tub

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Has a french poodle named "Phee-Phee"

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Has an attack iguana

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has never met my mechanical fish

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Is not at war with Norway

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Would accept a mission to Mars.

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Likes to step on poodles

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Took me poodle jumping. sick sick sick

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has a gorgeous leather corset that I want to steal

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