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To him, there is no half-full/half-empty question: it's either all the way full or fuck it.

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To him there is no half full/half empty glass of water, because he ordered beer.

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Does or does not. Does not try.

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Doesn't drink out of half-full/half-empty glasses that he finds, anyway.

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Drinks blood like a wampire

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Beats Rock, like Paper.

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Papers over mistakes.

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Is green like an avacado

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Has a fistfull of bacon and he intends to use it.

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Attacks

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Treats various cuts of meat as if they were his own family. -Gives them ciggarettes and ocaisionally macaroni and cheese. Takes them to see the fireworks.

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Treats various cuts of meat as if they were his own family. -Gives them ciggarettes and ocaisionally macaroni and cheese. Takes them to see the fireworks.

OK I laughed very hard at that....

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Does that make the funniest quotes of DGN, then? I've been trying hard, lately.

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SHould know that I am about to....

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Does it in the bathroom

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likes to lick wallpaper that tastes of snozberries.

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Likes chicken berries

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Does stand up comedy sitting down.

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Thanks his army of scorpians

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Is an Aries but acts more like a Tuarus.

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Is incorrect.... I am a Taurus

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made me think his spelling of 'Tuarus' was ''anus''

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