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Is full of teeth

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Has a penis

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Has a hotdog factory in India

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Squirts chicken juice from his left knee

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soaks midgets in knee, chicken juice to make soup

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Has a cracker

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IS a cracker

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Has a farm

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has an ALIEN ANT FARM

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likes to visit ant farms on tour

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Is an absinthe pimpin' friend of mine.

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I can't keep my hands off of.....grrrrrrrrr

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likes to touch herself when not touching someone else.

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has an avatar that looks like he's uh....concentrating

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Really wants to see me "concentrating"

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Wants to be concentrated on.

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Doesn't know I was doing 102 in a 70mph zone today...and took a picture. :grin

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doesn't know I'm a traffic cop and just turned you in....

Ok not really

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Doesn't know that wouldn't scare me anyway.

Fear is not in my vocabulary. :grin

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